Howdy!
So today, January 12, 2012, marks my amazing dog, Gucci's, 7th celebration of life! Seven years old, he was pulled from the womb from my loving hands. I had to smack his face a few times and do a little emergent CPR to get this little ball of fur to breathe, but when he did- oh, when he did, he let out this little squeal that just filled my heart with such joy....
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Okay, so all of whatever that was- complete and utter lie. For one thing, I was 7 when we got Gucci. How a 7 year old- or anyone, for that matter- could pull a puppy from the womb... clearly false info. And second of all- and this is pretty crucial- we bought Gucci from a regular, old, hole in the wall pet shop when he was 5 months old. Yeah. So I exaggerated, a smidge- so what!? That story is a lot more interesting than "I got him from a pet store," right? I think so, so let's just say that I breathed life into a newborn puppy's mouth, okay? Looks better on a college application.
Either way- we love you, Guch! You have become by best bud, always by my side. A true man's best friend, you are! Can't wait to spend 7 more joy- filled years with you, buddy!
Your Master,
Alexis
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