Roll Covers

Houston, we have a problem: Toilet Paper Cozies.

Cottonelle is getting into the minds of millions, convincing them that their rolls of toilet paper have been laying around in the nude, everything hanging loose (if you know what I mean), for their whole lives and now we need to cover them up. Craziness! It's a trick! Don't buy into it! It is just more- though clever and funny- commercial propaganda bologna and a cheap way of making money.

Now, I know it sounds very tempting and now all you can think about it your toilet paper laying around, al natural, but you do not need it. Repeat after me: I do not need that roll cover, I do not need that roll cover, I do not need that roll cover...

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I think I need that roll cover!!